[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (Why wall, WHYYYYYY!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. ( rolf )
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. ( I have already tryed a bouch of years ago XD )
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (never really watched it b4 O_o)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. ( 4 or 5 >D )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( eh kinda )
[ ]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. ( XD )

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. ( almost )
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. ( *stares at the walls*...um what? )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. ( huh, sorry what I was saying? )
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( Homework...wait nom thats not more important )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. ( WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PENCIL??? oh wait it's in my hand )

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. ( me like destroying things... and people )
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. ( o3o )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. ( xD )
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:35
Now, take your total yesses, and multiply it by 4
27x4=109...no, wait...108 yeah
and re-post as: I am _% mentally insane